Breast Implants Please!

by Notorious Spinks on 06.21.2012

I have big boobs! I’ve always had big boobs!  I don’t even recall ever wearing a training bra.  But…

They’ve dropped over the years.  I remember when I was younger and they were big, pretty, perky… Now they just drop.  I don’t like it…not one dang on bit.  I’ve even toyed with the idea of getting a lift along with implants that will make them larger and just stand up.  I know…so vain!  But I’m not known for keeping my thoughts to myself.

Don’t judge me…

Every time I see a woman who has a nice big pair that sit up I get jealous.  My cousin for instance, it seems that her girls just sit up so nicely and I’m like, “Why don’t my  girls do that?  Why won’t they behave?”

I digress…

I just want my old pair back…back when I was 20 or so.  Is that too much to ask?  I can’t even get a good push up bra that makes them stand at attention. They always look stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey.  They just sit up on my chest all smothered so I stopped trying to wear them.

I want a Wendy Williams pair.  Or maybe an Anna Nicole Smith (RIP) pair.  Just not these pair.

Don’t judge a girl for dreaming though.  I often wonder what breast implants cost today.  If I can just hit the lottery.

I know that some women don’t have breasts due to sickness and I don’t take it lightly.  I’m thankful for what I have.  But you can’t judge a girl for dreaming though.

Have you ever considered breast implants?

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  • http://www.soleilselene.com Leilani

    I had a deal with my husband that once I reach my goal weight, he had to get me implants. Naturally, he didn’t agree to it, but I did convince him to allow me to get a tummy tuck if my extra flab remains after I lose the weight. Now I’ve changed my mind and told him he could give me the couple grand he would have spent on a tummy tuck and just let me splurge on a completely new wardrobe. I know I’d never go through with plastic surgery. I’m a huge fraidy cat.

  • http://www.atimeoutformommy.com A Time Out for Mommy- Elaina

    Haha! After nursing two kids, I know the feeling!

  • http://www.doubledutymommy.com Jennifer

    I go back and forth with this idea too. I hate that my boobs don’t “stand at attention”. whyyyyyyy did I ever complain about my boobs when I was younger?! Now I WISH I could have those boobs back.

  • http://www.tothemotherhood.com HilLesha

    I don’t know….. I’m pretty convinced that Wendy Williams is a man, but I know what you mean! ~lol~ I wish my girls would behave as well. I’m heavily considering on getting a breast lift down the road. :)

  • http://aprilslifestyleshow.com April Decheine

    Ha ha your so funny, Wendy Williams does look good! No, never wanted them, have always been quite happy with my tiny 32a’s :-) When I met my hubby in high school he is 5 years older he was dating a woman with d cups, had been for a few years. We ended up together, that solidified my view on boobs. I never wore a training bra either and rarely where a bra LOL. My daughter is a full C cup, I am clueless still buying her bras!

  • http://www.autismlearningfelt.com Tammy

    I just want the ones I had before my kids.

  • http://www.mommymusings.com Stefanie

    I go back and forth…right now I want smaller ones.

  • http://penelopesoasis.com Penelope (NYC Blogger)

    Nah..boobs are overrated, lol.

  • http://www.rowellreviews.com Billie

    My girls don’t behave either, they definitely need a lift.

  • http://www.anutinanutshell.com Liz @ A Nut in a Nutshell

    I don’t need a lift, but I need something TO lift! I’m not well endowed by any stretch, but I wouldn’t do implants because I’m too cheap!

  • http://www.thenightowlmama.com Tricia Nightowlmama

    oh if only I could I would too

  • http://www.upstateramblings.com Anne

    One of my friends got them, and she never regretted it! I am too chicken about surgery though.

  • http://www.courtneyssweets.com Courtney

    Before baby I was so against any surgery now I’m nervous with how everyone is doing it – hubby says he’ll still love me.. I just hope I’ll still love my body after birth.. lol

  • http://followinginmyshoes.com Rachel

    FUN!

  • http://www.oursmallhours.com Our Small Hours

    I understand what you mean. I’d get a lift and reduction, but I’m not sure I’m done having (read: nursing) babies. Someday, though . . .

  • http://mamaof3munchkins.blogspot.com/ Ty @ Mama of 3 Munchkins

    I would love to be five cup sizes bigger, heck yeah!

  • http://www.faithandfamilyreviews.com Theresa

    I’ve never really considered it, I don’t think I could ever get plastic surgery though. lol

  • http://www.juststopscreaming.com Toni @ A Daily Dose

    I would love to get a breast augmentation sometime.

  • http://thatbaldchick.com Virginia from That Bald Chick

    I’ve considered reduction, but not implants. LOL.

  • http://sweettmakesthree.com Jenn

    I’m with you on the need for a lift. After I finish breastfeeding baby #2 I’m going to need some help!

  • http://www.momstart.com MomStart (Ashley)

    Haha… Don’t want the work done for me… not YET anyway! ;)

  • http://YellowTennessee.com Rachel

    I’m like you. I went from a training bra to a D cup. I swear it was overnight.

  • http://www.blogbydonna.com Donna

    I would like a lift for sure… you know age and breastfeeding, takes its toll on the ol’ girls.

  • http://www.mommyenterprises.com/moms-blog Stefani

    I wouldn’t mind a little lift too!

  • http://www.crazyaboutmybaybah.com Lolo

    I would just like a little lift. lol

  • http://www.shibleysmiles.com Colleen

    I would love a breast lift for the same reason!

  • http://www.familylifeinlv.com Emily @FamilyNLifeLV

    Lots of posts about boobs this week! I would like to get mine done one day!

  • http://strangedayzeindeed.blogspot.com/ debra @strangedazeindeed

    No, I’ve never considered it. I am pretty happy as is.

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