I have big boobs! I’ve always had big boobs! I don’t even recall ever wearing a training bra. But…
They’ve dropped over the years. I remember when I was younger and they were big, pretty, perky… Now they just drop. I don’t like it…not one dang on bit. I’ve even toyed with the idea of getting a lift along with implants that will make them larger and just stand up. I know…so vain! But I’m not known for keeping my thoughts to myself.
Don’t judge me…
Every time I see a woman who has a nice big pair that sit up I get jealous. My cousin for instance, it seems that her girls just sit up so nicely and I’m like, “Why don’t my girls do that? Why won’t they behave?”
I just want my old pair back…back when I was 20 or so. Is that too much to ask? I can’t even get a good push up bra that makes them stand at attention. They always look stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey. They just sit up on my chest all smothered so I stopped trying to wear them.
I want a Wendy Williams pair. Or maybe an Anna Nicole Smith (RIP) pair. Just not these pair.
Don’t judge a girl for dreaming though. I often wonder what breast implants cost today. If I can just hit the lottery.
I know that some women don’t have breasts due to sickness and I don’t take it lightly. I’m thankful for what I have. But you can’t judge a girl for dreaming though.
Have you ever considered breast implants?